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unnamednpc:

kingdandelion:

barafairy replied to your post: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO NOT FLIRT WITH PEOPLE.

i don’t know HOW to flirt, i just end up changing the subject, it’s terrible

Alright, we’re going to go over How To Flirt 101, with Professor Patrick.

1. Laugh at all your own jokes.  You’re fucking hilarious and everyone else should realize this.
2. Endless innuendo.  Laugh at all of these, too.
3. Ask them outright if they want to bone.
4. There you go, that’s it.
5. Unless you don’t want to bone, in which case just really earnestly repeat that you really like them until they get the point.

yes this is pretty much exactly what patrick does if you leave off the step of having a minimum friend age of like 10 years older than you are.

my dash is talking about ideal houses for some reason?

i want a house on an east/west axis with the rooms facing east with HUGE WINDOWS painted in light blues and maybe greens , and the west rooms with also big windows painted yellow and orange

and that is my dream the end

i changed my url back. make no mistake; i still love gabe and am still valbird at heart!!

cryingjessepinkman:

reblog if baras